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세계인들이 바둑 시를 지으며 놀고 있었네
2010-03-14 오전 9:54 조회 6240추천 8   프린트스크랩

 

우연히 인터넷 서핑중, Sensei's Library 라는 바둑 사이트에 들어갔는데, 놀라운 광경을

보고야 말았다.

전 세계인들이 바둑을 문학으로 향유하고  있었던 것이다.  시를 짓고, 콩트를 쓰고,

우리의 선조들이 2천여년  향유해 왔던 그 문화를 서양인들이 즐기고 있었던 것이다.

우리가 까맣게 잊고 있던 중에 서양인들은 이제 바둑의 묘미를 알아가고 있었던 것이다.

우리가 바둑기계를 양산하는 동안에 서양인들은 우리의 선조들이 누렸던 바둑의 참 묘미를

 음미하며 즐기고 있었던 것이다. 

김치가 기무치가 되고, 인삼이 진생이 되고, 바둑이 고(Go)가 되버리는 동안

 

 

Go Limericks

    Keywords: Culture & History, Humour
 
 

Cross-cut?

 A go player who found that his friend (약)
 caroused with his wife one week-end   (약)
 fled and built a new life             (강)
 with the other one's wife             (강)
 explaining "Cross-cut? Extend!"       (약)
 
맞 끊었어 ?
 
한 애기가가 알아버렸네 
친구가 어느 주말 자기 아내와 통음한 것을 
상대의 마누라와 도망가서 새 살림을 차렸네
맞 끊었어 ? 그럼 뻗어야지
설명까지 해주었네   
(허접한 번역) 
 
이에는 이, 눈에는 눈이라는 서양식 표현 아니라
멋진 바둑 격언 "끊으면 뻗어야지"를 
실생활에 이용하는 그들의 실용철학이 무섭다.

-- aokun

Cut, Cut All You Can

 There was a Go player named Terry
 Who had a daring, bold theory
 Cut, cut all you can
 Get yourself in a jam
 Your opponent is bound to get weary!

-- Graeme Parmenter (originally, written from bad memory) (Everyone in New Zealand knew who the real Terry was)

(These ones are pretty poor, but it might start off something.)

 There was a 3k player from Toulouse,
 Who had a bad tendency to fall into a snooze.
 So while he snored,
 his opponent won the board,
 upon waking he said "I didn't deserve to lose!"

(Not based on real a person, honestly)

 There was a dan player from Gent,
 Who saw the four in the corner were bent.
 So he smiled from ear to ear,
 As he pushed back his chair,
 saying "That, my dear friend, was excellent"

-- MortenPahle

(Sorry for the non-Dutch speakers)

 Er was eens een gobord en stenen
 Aan de bar een stel prachtige benen
 Een sente zet, snel !
 Toen waren zowel
 de vrouw als de aji verdwenen

DieterVerhofstadt

B+R

 A tournament player from Bari
 had plans for a furikawari.
 Two moves down the line
 he had to resign:
 he'd missed a straightforward atari.

--Stefan

Speed

 A student who hated to lose
 took 5 or 10 minutes a move
 his sensei said "while it's
 a tedious practise"
 at least it allows me to snooze

--Sc4rM4n

Shape

 A room full of clam shell and slate
 A painstaking game was my fate
 We opened debates
 Soon in dire straits
 The sense of good shape came too late

--Dieter

Divine intervention

 A Japanese insei on the way to Korea,
 was playing on the boat crossing the sea.
 On the gently rolling Goban
 sliding stones helped his chuban,
 he said 'Neptune must really like me !'

--MortenPahle

[BadHabits]

 A brilliant nidan from Seattle
 Annoyingly stones liked to rattle
 Until a 1-kyu
 With lots of glue
 Brought tranquility back to the battle.

Rivals

 In the midst of a heated jubango,
 I made a hideous dango.
 My opponent cried, "Right!
 "I've got you tonight!"
 And danced a gleeful fandango.

Theory/Practice

 A book-learned high kyu? from Kent
 In late chuban found cause to lament,
 "I opened on tengen,
 "Just like Go Seigen,
 "But don't know where my influence went!"
 An earnest young dan from Sri Lanka
 Was getting the hang of the haengma.
 Her stones flowed and surged,
 Groups linked up and merged.
 She said, "Soon my games'll all be in Ranka."
 A rude and hotheaded shodan
 At the club, had nary a fan.
 Complaining of damage
 Due to his rampage,
 Said they, "he ruined a goban."

--TakeNGive


Here's another one! I'm Italian, so please forgive me if the metric is not correct... Ah! And, by the way, this is a little autobiographical... ;-)

  There was an old 3k of Roma
  Who always had a garlic aroma
  With his bodily smoke,
  his opponent would choke,
  That unfair 3k of Roma

--AvatarDJFlux

Can I suggest a variation?

  There was an old 3k of Roma
  Who always had a garlic aroma
  With his bodily smoke,
  His opponent would choke,
  And promptly fall into a coma.

;)

--Connector


Patchi

 In last week's go course, Ms. Guo Juan
 patchi'd a magnetic goban!
 She showed the kiai
 of Akira and Sai.
 As you guessed, I'm a Hikaru fan.

--Stefan

 Speaking of which, I submit
 to her Go skills, humour and wit
 "Interesting move !"
 preluded the proof
 my idea was a total misfit

--Dieter


Family Rivalry

 There once was a young girl from Brooklyn
 Whose Dad said, "We're racing to shodan!"
 He'd taught her to play
 But his edge lost its sway
 After she finally bought her own goban.

--Regyt


 I went to a toy-selling store
 To ask for this game we adore.
 A Go-set I craved
 But left quite amazed -
 It doesn't exist anymore!

(True story - when the shopkeeper said to me "That game doesn't exist anymore" she was referring to a specific edition a western toy company had once released. She didn't know there are also other editions....)

 When playing among many flies
 "How very annoying !" he cries.
 Until, with a frown,
 Looking where one sat down,
 He discovers: "That group of stones dies!".

 After analyzing the endgame components,
 young Michael hesitated a moment;
 then threw it against the wall --
 goban, stones, and all --
 prior to uppercutting his opponent.
 Upon losing, Sue cried out in pain
 and screamed "I never lose! This is insane!
 You cheated! You suck!
 I just had bad luck!"
 Then typed: "Thanks for an excellent game."

(Dedicated to the IGS addicts)

Bildstein: This one's superb. I love it!

Scartol


Patience

 A tourist in fair Hokkaido
 Begged a wise man, "Just one game of Go!"
 Said the learnèd sensei,
 "Being so eager to play
 Loses two stones in strength, don't you know."
 I once sought to find a new way
 To calculate best endgame play.
 For weeks I did slave
 But neglected to shave
 And so found that I'd grown a gote.

KarlKnechtel


Hikaru no Go

 A pale pimply kid told me "Yo!"
 "Let us play a game of that go."
 "I never played before now."
 "But, I'll give you 9 stones and a bow,"
 "'cause I read Hikaru no Go!"

--Skelley


The Dreaded Pincer

 As much as I like to play Go
 Some joseki I just do not know
   If I play a kakari
   To prevent a shimari
 A pincer will cause me much woe.

--Alex Weldon


The Beginner

There was a Go Player from Detroit,

who thought his fuseki adroit.

The ladder he played,

left his stones filleted.

His opponent found his shape easy to exploit.

--KRITZ


SAI!!

I frequently wonder of sai

Is he a girl or a guy

he makes my head whirl

cause he's so like a girl

he crossdresses and i wonder why

--naruto3


Staring

 Staring staring deep in my soul
 Great mounds of shell echo a bowl
 Go never lies
 Now my demise
 Eyes formed by black slate, color of coal

--naruto3


Drink to Go

 The best way to approach a komoku
 Is to sample your favorite brew
 Get too drunk to see
 That your kakari
 Has ended in quite a snafu
 To find the kami no itte
 I emptied a bottle of sake
 It then became clear
 That the honte right here
 Is to fill sake bottle in sente

more to come when I am sober... jwaytogo


Fast food

 A dan-level baker from Gilling
 Sold pizzas at three for a shilling:
 The dough he would bake
 In a nakade shape
 With a stone in the center as filling.

--Gresil

 









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홍선비 |  2010-03-14 오후 4:24:05  [동감0]  이 의견에 한마디
우리가 우리문화를 경시하는 동안에 외국인들이 반대로 그가치를 인정해 가는 과정이군요. 먼훗날 바둑이 세계문화권에 우뚝서있을때 우리의 위치는 어디에 잇을까요?  
영바모 그러게 말입니다. ^^ 도와 예, 문학과 철학은 온데 간데 없이 투견장만 난무하겠죠. 이전투구...
영바모 저도 이제 좀 큰물에서 놀아볼 까 합니다. 문학과 철학과 사유와 인생의 본질을 느낄 수 있는 곳으로...세계속으로...홍선비님 감사합니다.
가죽商타냐 |  2010-03-15 오전 4:36:32  [동감0]  이 의견에 한마디
새삼 바둑보급의 절실함을 느낌니다.. 엘리트 양산이 아니라 폭넓은 저변과 다양성등을..  
당근돼지 |  2010-03-15 오후 3:28:17  [동감0]  이 의견에 한마디
영바모님 오래만 이네요..........건강하시지요 잘 보고 갑니다.  
팔공선달 |  2010-03-16 오전 11:27:30  [동감0]  이 의견에 한마디
우리는 바둑시장의 장돌뱅이가 되어가는데
그들은 우리네 정통시장의 정겨움과 멋을 찾아 즐기는가
그러고도 우리는 우리의 것 내가 주인입네 거드럼 피우고
바둑을 진정 알고 즐기는 선비는 따로 거닐고 있네여.

올만입니다 4월에 서울에서 벙개를 함 칠까 하는데 ...인연이 닿았으면.. ^^=  
AKARI |  2010-03-18 오전 8:52:32  [동감0]  이 의견에 한마디
영바모님 화이팅~~~  












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